Care instructions: colour wash on 60
Now all the campaigning is done,
And our parliament is hung,
Like washing hung on a line,
It will be ready with time,
But it needed a spin cos it was dirty,
And everyone was getting a bit shirty,
It’s all that naughty running through fields,
So guess what our new parliament yields?
Not the white-wash many were expecting,
And now it needs a little correcting,
We left a red sock in and it’s all gone pink,
New labour colour Jeremy? – nudge nudge wink.