Breast stroke

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Pause – like on iplayer not on a cat.

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Soft strokes – it’s not like wiping your feet on a doormat.

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Don’t you hope I’m talking about swimming.

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And FYI men have breasts as well as women.

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Chickens have breasts too and legs which some people prefer to eat.

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“Are you a tits or a legs man?” could actually refer to meat.

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Don’t worry it is definitely a water based stroking.

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Well, if it was self love I’d be a bit too busy to write a poem gloating.

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