Pork Pie Madness

A man bought a juicy porkpie,

But his eating experience went awry,

You see he wanted to bring it to Spain,

Something he’s done time and again,

But this meaty pastry was a bit to juicy,

So it counted as a liquid – loosely,

He was stopped at airport security,

To ascertain the pies purity,

They couldn’t extract the juice,

So they let the pie on the loose, 

And Norman was able to fly,

As he waved Manchester goodbye,

Like the Terminator he knew he’d be back,

If only for another delicious porky snack!


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