A lover of pants 

Fellas, Brigit wants to get in your trousers,  
But she’s not the sort of pussy you’d find on your browsers,

Brigit is a cat and she’s after one thing,

She’s got a penchant for a specific kind of bling,

Collecting men’s pants is Brigit’s favourite hobby,

Which for her owner is becoming quite a job-by,

Every morning Brigit brings new presents  to the house,

It’s got to the stage that they actually wish for a dead mouse,

The neighbours have started protecting their underwear,

Or they’ll have nothing left to put on down there,

Because they’d give everyone quite a scare,

If on Monday morning they left their downstairs bare,

Look everyone needs a favourite past time,

And Brigit the cat has chosen a life of crime,

Maybe she’s jus having some Brigdet Jones bants,

Well they both share a love for rather big pants. 

  
Read the full story: http://m.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11608771&ref=NZH_Tw

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