A Cheesy Nativity (literally)

  

“Baby Jesus and the Wise Men say cheese”,

But this isn’t a photo if you please,

No the nativity has been made out of cheddar,

And it’s not exactly as light as a feather,

6lb and 4oz of cheese to carve,

At least those church mice won’t starve,

And the straw in the stable? 

That’s grated cheese. I mean am unable –

To deal with with a tiny cheddar Mary,

You see, I am actually intolerant to dairy.

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