“Baby Jesus and the Wise Men say cheese”,
But this isn’t a photo if you please,
No the nativity has been made out of cheddar,
And it’s not exactly as light as a feather,
6lb and 4oz of cheese to carve,
At least those church mice won’t starve,
And the straw in the stable?
That’s grated cheese. I mean am unable –
To deal with with a tiny cheddar Mary,
You see, I am actually intolerant to dairy.