Since the beginning of time (maybe) there has been the slipper,
To help keep your feet feeling chipper,
Protection against the cold,
And kitchen floor mould,
Creating a cosy human flipper.
But even The Little Mermaid would have trouble,
In her musical themed ocean bubble,
With the pain of Lego in the flipper,
So Lego have made a new slipper,
And what a relief,
From that tiny block inflicted grief,
Here’s to the end of colourful yet painful foot stubble!