Twitter and the UK have truly been shaken,
Because someone put a sausage into some bacon,
It’s all alleged – could it really be true?
This ham based story so crude and blue,
Could a PM really like pork so much,
To succumb to wanting a dead pig’s touch,
Apparently it was all a Uni lark,
It’s surprising they’ve managed to keep us in the dark,
We don’t actually know if #piggate happened,
But I am sure the pig population are saddened,
Now I know I am on the electoral roll,
But do I need to sign up to the bacon poll?