That some women are actually trying to woo,
It’s not Phil Collins in a suit,
He’s a real gorilla and a beaut,
Yes #Ikmen is the phrase,
Indeed this “Hot young guy” is all the craze,
Surely this is all just a jape,
They can’t actually be falling for an ape!
But perhaps if you can’t find a ‘real man’,
You go ape for whatever beau you can.