Trouser Dilemma 

Skinny jeans are bad for your health,

You won’t suspect them as they use great stealth,

Indeed a woman in Australia was a recent victim,

Being unable to walk was her main symptom,

The jeans cut off the blood supply to her legs,

That’s when jeans are too skinny for your pegs,

Her fashion commitment was so devout,

That they had to cut her out, 

So, the moral is don’t do squats in skinny jeans,

Or you’ll end up a fashion victim with legs like sardines.

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