Sunburn

A woman thinks she owns the sun,

Because owning property is not as fun,

She lives in Spain,

Where there is less rain (and it stays on the plain),

So she probably feels closer to the star,

How does she do landlord checks from afar?

It’s registered in her name,

At a notary office in Spain,

And she’s been selling off plots on eBay,

Do you think uber would take you the whole way?

It’s too gasey to build,

And nothing would stay chilled, 

So ebay have stopped her from selling, 

But that hasn’t stopped her from yelling,

So she’s suing ebay that sun sabateur,

And she’s got the whole universe behind her (literally, it’s behind us all… And in front and above). 

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