Gold Potty

The Turkish President has been accused of too much bling,

Gold toilet seats apparently are not a good thing,

Turkish opposition have made the claim,

Which as accusations go is pretty lame,

Although having a pure gold lavvy,

Doesn’t show you to be money savvy,

But hey he has a 1,150 room house,

There’s probably a gold loo for the mouse,

And if a gold potty is found that’s it,

The President has declared he will quit,

But, who’s the poor person doing all the finding?

There’s a lot of rooms where his gold throne could be hiding,

And will the president really put up a fight?

If they actually find his golden Turkish delight?


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