The Turkish President has been accused of too much bling,
Gold toilet seats apparently are not a good thing,
Turkish opposition have made the claim,
Which as accusations go is pretty lame,
Although having a pure gold lavvy,
Doesn’t show you to be money savvy,
But hey he has a 1,150 room house,
There’s probably a gold loo for the mouse,
And if a gold potty is found that’s it,
The President has declared he will quit,
But, who’s the poor person doing all the finding?
There’s a lot of rooms where his gold throne could be hiding,
And will the president really put up a fight?
If they actually find his golden Turkish delight?