Mankini Madness

So, Newquay have banned the Mankini,

As swimwear should not be so teeny,

It’s a thong of sorts,

That you wear without shorts,

And the sides stretch over ones shoulders,

And it marginally covers a man’s boulders,

It’s swimwear so explicit, 

That in Newquay it’s illicit,

And it’s even reduced levels of crime,

Yep banning swimwear saves police time,

So perhaps we should take note,

Time for a nationwide vote?

Someone start a petition,

With one important condition,

Borat is excused from any ban,

As well as the footballer Mancini (the poor man),

But mankini fans have no fear,

TOWIE have invented the ‘Willykini’! Oh dear!


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