So breast milk icecream,
A babies’ sugary dream,
But this is packaged for grown ups,
Straight from a mothers’ cups.
These days we milk it all,
Sheep and goats and even the small,
Soya beans, almonds and rice?
Hey, milk variety is no vice,
But when it comes to human milk,
Even if it tastes like creamy silk,
I think I must abstain,
From this human eating human campaign.
Wait… Is it lactose free?