The Duchess of Cambridge is up the duff,
Warn the papers, ready the baby stuff,
We’ve got Prince George our patron namesake,
What will the new one be called when it’s awake?
Name it Madge after her epic fall?
Or if it’s a fella ‘Better call Saul’?
Maybe name it S so if it’s a boy,
Then he’d be Prince S which we’d all enjoy,
So I’ve got quite a few name ideas Kate,
Although it looks like the baby might be late,
To the royal couple we wish you all the best,
Looking forward to meeting the newest addition to the royal crest.