Diamonds are a girls best friend,
Is this an accurate message to send?
Most jewel thieves are actually men,
They steal the sparklies again and again,
Perhaps it’s the glint that catches their eye,
An impulse takes over as they pass by,
Is it simply that ladies have more respect?
For us those stones have a special effect,
Rather than stealing them from their homes,
We covet them and put them up high on thrones,
They adorn our fingers and necks and ears,
A shiny keepsake that lasts for years,
You never know perhaps these thieving men,
Just want to sparkle now and again.