Bye Bye Jeremy

Jeremy Clarkson has been given the boot,

Because punching a producer isn’t a hoot,

All over steak and chips it’s alleged,

Was this just Hanger fully fledged?

I like my chips as much as the next presenter,

But physical assault is not a domain I would enter,

“But he’s just so good at cars and banter”

Is that enough to get him off the naughty list Santa?

For the BBC the answer is no, 

They’ve publically informed him he has to go,

Wave farewell to the familiar face of Top Gear,

Two fingers to Jeremy in peace or a sneer,

He’s off to pastures cynical and new,

Next time, Jeremy, just grab a take away menu. 


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