Sweatpants Cause Divorce 

Eva Mendes has stated with force,

That wearing sweatpants will end in divorce,

An extreme reaction I would say,

Considering I’ve been wearing pyjamas all day,

Do pyjamas count? Should I be worried?

My boyfriends at work and I am currently unmarried,

Eva maybe you should wear what you want,

My approach to trousers is fairly nonchalant, 

Perhaps a marriage is already on the rocks,

If a husband is worried by the design of your frocks.

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