Whiplash (not the film) is what you will get,
If you fall off a stage during your set,
At the Brits no less that musical place,
But don’t worry Madge you haven’t lost face,
Pulled down the stairs by your horny dancers,
Did the cape malfunction? We are looking for answers,
Strike a pose you say but not on the floor,
I wonder if you were aiming for a hidden trap-door?
Two decades you waited to perform at the Brits,
Well you put on a show and didn’t call it quits,
A true pro, post-fall you didn’t miss a beat,
Within seconds you were back up on those stilettoed feet,
We know, you’ve warned us, you are a material girl,
But I’d think twice before giving stairs and capes another whirl.